{"id":1213,"date":"2022-11-13T15:49:50","date_gmt":"2022-11-13T14:49:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hudecekpetr.cz\/?p=1213"},"modified":"2022-11-13T15:49:50","modified_gmt":"2022-11-13T14:49:50","slug":"blasto-6-partners-in-crime-full-transcript","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hudecekpetr.cz\/cs\/blasto-6-partners-in-crime-full-transcript\/","title":{"rendered":"Blasto 6: Partners in Crime full transcript"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"qtranxs-available-languages-message qtranxs-available-languages-message-cs\"> <\/p><p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/nXf7HC7iYEY\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Damn it, Blasto, I told you to bring in those vorcha alive for questioning.<br \/>\nThis one didn&#8217;t have anything to ask them.<br \/>\nYou blew up half a level of Zakera Ward.<br \/>\nIt was an aesthetically displeasing habitat anyway.<br \/>\nYou don&#8217;t get it, Kahje-Clan. Ever since they found eezo on the vorcha homeworld, the Council&#8217;s been trying to make nice. Bottom line, you can&#8217;t touch the vorcha. They&#8217;ve got diplomatic immunity.<br \/>\nThen this one will not attempt diplomacy.<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re also getting a new partner.<br \/>\nAre you engaging with reproductive behavior with this one?<br \/>\nUnless you want your Spectre status revoked, you&#8217;re working in a joint operation with Bubin from C-Sec.<br \/>\nAn elcor? You know this one works alone.<br \/>\nLook, I&#8217;ve had to talk them down from suspending you. I&#8217;ve gotten a pulmonary ulcer from dealing with this mess. I can&#8217;t even eat solid food!<br \/>\nYou would benefit from shedding excess body mass, Chief.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->&#8212;<br \/>\nGreetings, Bubin. This one understands you are the second best law enforcement agent on the Citadel.<br \/>\nBadassfully: Funny. I heard the same thing about you.<br \/>\nJust avoid interfering with this one&#8217;s projected maneuvering path.<br \/>\nBadassfully: Hold it, Spectre. We do this by the book.<br \/>\nYou may carry the book while this one opens another excretion vent on the vorcha ambassador.<br \/>\nBadassfully: Damn it, you big stupid jellyfish. I&#8217;m just three solar days from retirement.<br \/>\nObtain a firm grip on your reproductive anatomy. The vorcha ambassador&#8217;s vehicle just turned down that skyway.<br \/>\nBadassfully: What the hell are you doing. This is my mate&#8217;s car. We just paid it off.<br \/>\nHopefully you are insured.<br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\nGreetings, vorcha citizen. Please explain the reason for your haste.<br \/>\nYou no touch me! Diplomatic immun&#8211; Ow! Ow! Ow!<br \/>\nPlease exercise caution, criminal scum. Your face may cause damage to my partner&#8217;s vehicle.<br \/>\nBadassfully: Hey, you&#8217;re hurting him.<br \/>\nHis unique genetic structure will enable him to regenerate&#8230; unless this one uses fire.<br \/>\nNo talk, no talk!<br \/>\nThis one has forgotten whether its pistol is currently equipped with incendiary ammunition. Does the criminal scum consider itself fortunate?<br \/>\nBadassfully: You&#8217;d better talk. I can&#8217;t hold him back.<br \/>\nConsort! Guarding boss at consort!<br \/>\nHave a pleasant day.<br \/>\nBadassfully: Damn it, what the hell was that. You&#8217;re out of control.<br \/>\nYou may wish to monitor your stress levels. High blood pressure is unhealthy for a species adapted to a high-gravity environment.<br \/>\nBadassfully: Come on, I know someone at the Consort&#8217;s office.<br \/>\nThis one suspected you had deviant mating fetishes.<br \/>\nBadassfully: You are paying for the car.<br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\nCoquettishly: Welcome to the Consort&#8217;s suites. Oh, Bubin, it&#8217;s great to see you.<br \/>\nHas a Prothean descended from heaven? Because this one would enjoy enkindling that.<br \/>\nBadassfully: Hey, man, that&#8217;s my sister.<br \/>\nYour progenitors&#8216; genetic propensity for attractiveness was passed only to her.<br \/>\nCoquettishly: Who&#8217;s the big handsome jellyfish, Bubin?<br \/>\nBlasto. This one is training Bubin in proper legal procedure.<br \/>\nBadassfully: Listen, Honey, we need to get inside.<br \/>\nCoquettishly: You&#8217;re a pain, Bubin. But I can&#8217;t resist your good-looking partner.<br \/>\nThank you, polyp. This one will attempt to determine a way to repay you.<br \/>\nBadassfully: Seriously, don&#8217;t be like that with my sister.<br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\nreetings, vorcha scum. This one mistook you for a krogan defecation.<br \/>\nYou no talk! Me get your badge!<br \/>\nBadassfully: That badge is the only thing keeping him from killing you right now.<br \/>\nYou be sorry!<br \/>\nThis one is already story. It will take hours to remove your olfactory residue from my oxygen diffusion membrane. Let us depart, Bubin.<br \/>\nBadassfully: What the hell did that accomplish.<br \/>\nTwo things. First, the vorcha knows we are following it.<br \/>\nBadassfully: And second?<br \/>\nYou have demonstrated that you still posess a supportive endoskeleton.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<br \/>\nCoquettishly: That&#8217;s right, baby. Tell me your soul name.<br \/>\nIt is whatever you wish it to be, polyp.<br \/>\nBadassfully: What the hell is going on here. Are you sleeping with my sister.<br \/>\nSlumber would be difficult due to the energetic nature of our copulation.<br \/>\nBadassfully: Damn it, Blasto, that&#8217;s it. You and me, outside, right now.<br \/>\nCoquettishly: Please don&#8217;t hurt him.<br \/>\nThis one promises not to harm your brother.<br \/>\nBadassfully: I didn&#8217;t ask to be partnered with you, Blasto.<br \/>\nNo solid-waste excrement. You dislike the manner in which this Spectre operates.<br \/>\nBadassfully: No, you&#8217;re one of the best damn cops I&#8217;ve worked with.<br \/>\nThen what is the difficulty? Aside from your sister.<br \/>\nBadassfully: The problem is that I can&#8217;t work with a partner that doesn&#8217;t respect me.<br \/>\nThis one greatly respects you. But you care more about protocol than stopping the vorcha.<br \/>\nBadassfully: Doing it by the book is what separates us from them.<br \/>\nHa-ha! Kill you now!<br \/>\nSpawn of questionable parentage. The vorcha! Get to cover!<br \/>\nBadassfully: Damn it, Blasto. They got me. They got me bad.<br \/>\nNo, Bubin. You are too aesthetically displeasing to die.<br \/>\nBadassfully: Promise me you&#8217;ll get the vorcha.<br \/>\nThey have already perished, though they are currently unaware of it.<br \/>\nBadassfully: No. By the book. Promise me you&#8217;ll do it by the book.<br \/>\nThis one cannot acceed to this request.<br \/>\nBadassfully: Promise me, damn it. Promise&#8211;Translator Error, obstruction in airway.<br \/>\nNooo.<br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\nMe give you money.<br \/>\nCoquettishly: You didn&#8217;t say anything about attacking my brother.<br \/>\nBrother? Rah! Me no pay you! My men kill you instead!<br \/>\nApologies, but your men had to catch a skycar.<br \/>\nBlasto! How you find me?<br \/>\nBy following Bubin&#8217;s sister. It was obvious she helped your men plan the ambush.<br \/>\nYou no kill me! Diplomatic immunity!<br \/>\nYes. This one made a promise to do it by the book. You may only be killed in self-defense.<br \/>\nRah, you no see my gun. Ha!<br \/>\nYou are standing on flammable material. This one has no choice&#8230; but to enkindle this.<br \/>\nCoquettishly: What are you going to do with me.<br \/>\nNothing. The vorcha kidnapped you to lure me in. That is all this one saw.<br \/>\nCoquettishly: You don&#8217;t have to protect me.<br \/>\nNo. But your brother needs blood from a family member to survive. And indicted criminals cannot make tissue donations.<br \/>\nCoquettishly: What. Bubin&#8217;s alive.<br \/>\nBarely. And not for long. So cease talking and get to the hospital.<br \/>\nCoquettishly: Thank you, Blasto. Thank you for breaking the rules for me.<br \/>\nPolyp, when has this one ever been concerned with the rules.<br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\nYou do not retire for another two solar days, Bubin.<br \/>\nBadassfully: Ugh, what happened.<br \/>\nWe got to the vorcha. By the book.<br \/>\nBlasto! The entire vorcha embassy burned down. Do you see how my suit is bulging? It&#8217;s because the turian councilor is in here with me, up my cloaca. He&#8217;s not happy.<br \/>\nNobody would be happy lodged in your cloaca, Chief.<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re lucky Bubin&#8217;s sister can testify that you killed him in self-defense! Do you know how much paperwork you&#8217;re going to have?<br \/>\nMy partner can take care of it. He is still restricted to desk duty for health reasons.<br \/>\nBadassfully: Blasto, you son of a&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Damn it, Blasto, I told you to bring in those vorcha alive for questioning. This one didn&#8217;t have anything to ask them. You blew up half a level of Zakera Ward. It was an aesthetically displeasing habitat anyway. You don&#8217;t get it, Kahje-Clan. 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