{"id":277,"date":"2015-01-02T17:02:31","date_gmt":"2015-01-02T16:02:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.1.82\/?p=277"},"modified":"2015-01-03T10:33:10","modified_gmt":"2015-01-03T09:33:10","slug":"idealni-skaut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hudecekpetr.cz\/cs\/idealni-skaut\/","title":{"rendered":"Ide\u00e1ln\u00ed skaut"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/hudecekpetr.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/CzechPage.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-149 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/hudecekpetr.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/CzechPage.png\" alt=\"This page is available in Czech only.\" width=\"500\" height=\"100\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hudecekpetr.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/CzechPage.png 500w, https:\/\/hudecekpetr.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/CzechPage-300x60.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><strong>Ide\u00e1ln\u00ed skaut<\/strong> je p\u0159\u00edru\u010dka 262 skautsk\u00fdch z\u00e1kon\u016f, kterou jsem s pomoc\u00ed n\u011bkolika kamar\u00e1d\u016f ve skautsk\u00e9m odd\u00edle sestavil kolem roku 2011. Z\u00e1kony jsou ve stylu fakt\u016f o Chucku Norrisovi.<\/p>\n<p><strong>P\u0159\u00edklady z\u00e1kon\u016f:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>9. Skaut je hospod\u00e1rn\u00fd.\u00a0<em>(Pozor, neple\u0165te si slovo &#8222;hospod\u00e1rn\u00fd&#8220; se slovem &#8222;\u010dasto v hospod\u011b&#8220;.)<\/em><\/li>\n<li>11.\u00a0Skaut je mrazuvzdorn\u00fd.\u00a0<em>(V\u00fdjimka: Skaut m\u00e1 pr\u00e1vo zmrznout v teplot\u011b ni\u017e\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e -273,15 \u00b0C, av\u0161ak pouze pokud nen\u00ed teple oble\u010den.)<\/em><\/li>\n<li>36. Skaut\u00a0zalo\u017e\u00ed ohe\u0148 sn\u011bhem a sn\u011bhem p\u0159ikl\u00e1d\u00e1 tak, aby ohe\u0148 ho\u0159el jasn\u00fdm oran\u017eov\u00fdm plamenem alespo\u0148 10 minut.<\/li>\n<li>60. Skautova KPZ se v\u017edy nafoukne do po\u017eadovan\u00fdch rozm\u011br\u016f.\u00a0<em>(Skautova a\u017e na 1 m<sup>3<\/sup>, KPZ superskauta a\u017e na 4m<sup>3<\/sup>)<\/em><\/li>\n<li>128. Superskaut dok\u00e1\u017ee zlomit litosf\u00e9rickou desku.<\/li>\n<li>133.\u00a0Superskaut se klou\u017ee po blesc\u00edch.<\/li>\n<li>148.\u00a0Skaut ovl\u00e1d\u00e1 MP4.\u00a0<em>(Superskaut i MP-5.)<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Ke sta\u017een\u00ed z m\u00e9ho webu:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/hudecekpetr.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Ide\u00e1ln\u00ed-skaut-2012.pdf\">St\u00e1hnout p\u0159\u00edru\u010dku Ide\u00e1ln\u00ed skaut (PDF).<\/a><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/hudecekpetr.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Ide\u00e1ln\u00ed-skaut-2012.docx\">St\u00e1hnout zdrojov\u00fd soubor (DOCX).<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ide\u00e1ln\u00ed skaut je p\u0159\u00edru\u010dka 262 skautsk\u00fdch z\u00e1kon\u016f, kterou jsem s pomoc\u00ed n\u011bkolika kamar\u00e1d\u016f ve skautsk\u00e9m odd\u00edle sestavil kolem roku 2011. Z\u00e1kony jsou ve stylu fakt\u016f o Chucku Norrisovi. P\u0159\u00edklady z\u00e1kon\u016f: 9. Skaut je hospod\u00e1rn\u00fd.\u00a0(Pozor, neple\u0165te si slovo &#8222;hospod\u00e1rn\u00fd&#8220; se slovem &#8222;\u010dasto v hospod\u011b&#8220;.) 11.\u00a0Skaut je mrazuvzdorn\u00fd.\u00a0(V\u00fdjimka: Skaut m\u00e1 pr\u00e1vo zmrznout v teplot\u011b ni\u017e\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e -273,15 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-277","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hudecekpetr.cz\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hudecekpetr.cz\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hudecekpetr.cz\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hudecekpetr.cz\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hudecekpetr.cz\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=277"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/hudecekpetr.cz\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":284,"href":"https:\/\/hudecekpetr.cz\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277\/revisions\/284"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hudecekpetr.cz\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hudecekpetr.cz\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hudecekpetr.cz\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}