{"id":893,"date":"2019-11-07T00:13:51","date_gmt":"2019-11-06T22:13:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hudecekpetr.cz\/?p=893"},"modified":"2019-11-23T22:49:02","modified_gmt":"2019-11-23T21:49:02","slug":"cena-meho-detstvi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hudecekpetr.cz\/cs\/cena-meho-detstvi\/","title":{"rendered":"Cena m\u00e9ho d\u011btstv\u00ed"},"content":{"rendered":"

Magie existuje a ka\u017ed\u00fd, kdo m\u00e1 trp\u011blivost, se m\u016f\u017ee nau\u010dit ses\u00edlat kouzla. Ale trp\u011blivosti je t\u0159eba hodn\u011b: i to nejjednodu\u0161\u0161\u00ed kouzlo vy\u017eaduje jeden rok studia. Mocn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed kouzla vy\u017eaduj\u00ed v\u00edc. Kolik let \u017eivota m\u00e1m studiu ob\u011btovat j\u00e1? (pov\u00eddka, 1000 slov, tak\u00e9 k dispozici na Google Docs<\/a>)<\/i><\/p>\n

Ahoj. Jmenuji se Daniel a je mi 8 let. Jsem tedy ji\u017e dost star\u00fd na to, abych se mohl za\u010d\u00edt u\u010dit kouzla. Pokud toti\u017e budu cht\u00edt. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed \u010cesko nen\u00ed z t\u011bch zem\u00ed, kde rodi\u010de vyb\u00edraj\u00ed kouzla sv\u00fdm d\u011btem. Sed\u00edm tedy te\u010f ve \u0161koln\u00ed knihovn\u011b a listuji <\/span>Hlavn\u00edm katalogem kouzel<\/span><\/i>, jestli mi n\u011bco nepadne do oka.<\/span><\/p>\n

Prvn\u00edch p\u00e1r str\u00e1nek jsem p\u0159esko\u010dil rychle. <\/span>Levituj\u00edc\u00ed sv\u011btlo, men\u0161\u00ed oh\u0148ostroj <\/span><\/i>a <\/span>vynucen\u00fd sp\u00e1nek<\/span><\/i> nejsou \u00fapln\u011b u\u017eite\u010dn\u00e1 kouzla. Jak \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 p\u0159\u00edslov\u00ed, \u201cpokud se to d\u00e1 koupit, nem\u00e1 cenu se to u\u010dit\u201d. Baterku, rachejtle nebo pr\u00e1\u0161ky na span\u00ed by mi rodi\u010de koupili k v\u00e1noc\u016fm. Nemus\u00edm kv\u016fli nim rok studovat.<\/span><\/p>\n

Ale ono to nen\u00ed p\u0159esn\u011b rok, \u017ee?<\/span><\/p>\n

Ud\u011bl\u00e1m si p\u00e1r pozn\u00e1mek na pap\u00edr. <\/span>Katalog<\/span><\/i> \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, \u017ee jednoro\u010dn\u00ed kouzlo, jako je nap\u0159\u00edklad <\/span>levituj\u00edc\u00ed sv\u011btlo<\/span><\/i>, se d\u00e1 nau\u010dit za 2 100 hodin p\u0159i intenzit\u011b alespo\u0148 35 hodin za t\u00fdden. Takov\u00e1 intenzita samoz\u0159ejm\u011b sta\u010dit nebude: 35×52 je\u2026. uh\u2026. po\u010dkej chv\u00edli\u2026 podr\u017eet si jedni\u010dku\u2026 ah, 1820. Tedy sta\u010dit nebude. Kdybych si rozvrhl \u010das u\u010den\u00ed rovnom\u011brn\u011b, dalo by to n\u011bco p\u0159es 40 hodin t\u00fddn\u011b.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Ale ta podm\u00ednka minim\u00e1ln\u00ed intenzity tu po\u0159\u00e1d je: ka\u017ed\u00fd t\u00fdden bych musel studovat alespo\u0148 35 hodin, i o pr\u00e1zdnin\u00e1ch a V\u00e1noc\u00edch, jinak se kouzlo nenau\u010d\u00edm. Te\u010f m\u00e1m ve \u0161kole celkem 25 vyu\u010dovac\u00edch hodin t\u00fddn\u011b, to je n\u011bjak\u00fdch 20 hodin studijn\u00edho \u010dasu. A u\u017e te\u010f se ka\u017ed\u00fd den ve \u0161kole t\u011b\u0161\u00edm, a\u017e u\u017e \u0161kola kon\u010d\u00ed a j\u00e1 si budu moct j\u00edt \u010d\u00edst a hr\u00e1t.<\/span><\/p>\n

V <\/span>Katalogu<\/span><\/i> oto\u010d\u00edm na dal\u0161\u00ed kapitolu, kde jsou kouzla t\u0159\u00edro\u010dn\u00ed. Hned prvn\u00ed z nich je to, co m\u011b zaj\u00edm\u00e1. <\/span>L\u00e9t\u00e1n\u00ed<\/span><\/i>. U\u017e od doby, kdy jsme s rodinou poprv\u00e9 let\u011bli letadlem na dovolenou jsem si p\u0159\u00e1l se po obloze proh\u00e1n\u011bt s\u00e1m. Ano, v\u00edm, \u017ee podle p\u0159\u00edslov\u00ed bych o tom nem\u011bl ani uva\u017eovat, ale <\/span>l\u00e9t\u00e1n\u00ed<\/span><\/i>!<\/span><\/p>\n

Dychtiv\u011b si p\u0159e\u010dtu stru\u010dn\u00fd popis kouzla. <\/span>\u201cSesilatel m\u016f\u017ee l\u00e9tat rychlost\u00ed 4 m\/s po dobu 5 minut, v\u0161emi sm\u011bry. L\u00e9t\u00e1n\u00ed nevy\u017eaduje zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed koncentraci. Pokud doba trv\u00e1n\u00ed vypr\u0161\u00ed zat\u00edmco je sesilatel ve vzduchu, sesilatel se snese pomalu k zemi jako by byl pod vlivem <\/span><\/i>pe\u0159\u00ed\u010dka<\/span>. Kouzlo lze seslat t\u0159ikr\u00e1t za den.\u201d\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

U\u017e si s\u00e1m sebe p\u0159edstavuju, jak to kouzlo um\u00edm. \u010cty\u0159i metry za sekundu nen\u00ed m\u00e1lo, j\u00e1 ujdu za sekundu st\u011b\u017e\u00ed jeden metr. Nemusel bych u\u017e \u010dekat na v\u00fdtah. Nebo na zelenou. Mohl bych machrovat na svoje kamar\u00e1dy. T\u0159ikr\u00e1t za den. …Nakonec, to zase tak u\u017eite\u010dn\u00e9 mo\u017en\u00e1 nen\u00ed.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Moje sestra se u\u010d\u00ed <\/span>l\u00e9t\u00e1n\u00ed<\/span><\/i>. Jmenuje se Lenka, je t\u0159i t\u0159\u00eddy nade mnou. Studium <\/span>l\u00e9t\u00e1n\u00ed<\/span><\/i> by ji norm\u00e1ln\u011b zabralo t\u0159i roky, ale rodi\u010de ji samoz\u0159ejm\u011b nedovolili plnou dobu studia. Mus\u00ed tedy studovat <\/span>zpomalen\u00fdm zp\u016fsobem<\/span><\/i>, co\u017e znamen\u00e1 minim\u00e1ln\u00ed intenzitu 15 hodin t\u00fddn\u011b, a nav\u00edc t\u0159i t\u00fddny volna ro\u010dn\u011b. Doba studia t\u00edm ale narostla na dvojn\u00e1sobek. Lenka za\u010dala v dev\u00edti letech, tedy, pokud v\u0161echno p\u016fjde dob\u0159e, se nau\u010d\u00ed l\u00e9tat v patn\u00e1cti.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Rodi\u010de necht\u011bli, aby cel\u00e9 d\u011btstv\u00ed str\u00e1vila kouk\u00e1n\u00edm do runov\u00e9 knihy, ale Lence se to nakonec poda\u0159ilo protla\u010dit. Pomohlo j\u00ed, \u017ee u\u017e od sv\u00fdch \u010dty\u0159 let cht\u011bla b\u00fdt hasi\u010dem. Z\u00e1chrann\u00e9 jednotky se pr\u00fd doslova perou o nov\u00e1\u010dky s <\/span>l\u00e9t\u00e1n\u00edm<\/span><\/i>. Ale stejn\u011b, \u0161est let studia.<\/span><\/p>\n

A nejhor\u0161\u00ed na tom je, \u017ee to nen\u00ed ani zaj\u00edmav\u00e9 studium! \u010clov\u011bk se mus\u00ed bezchybn\u011b a nazpam\u011b\u0165 nau\u010dit posloupnost n\u011bkolika tis\u00edc run p\u0159\u00edslu\u0161n\u00fdch dan\u00e9mu kouzlu, <\/span>a to je zaj\u00edmav\u00e1 \u010d\u00e1st.<\/span><\/i> Zbytek \u010dasu \u010dlov\u011bk v\u011bnuje z\u00edr\u00e1n\u00ed na jednotliv\u00e9 runy, d\u00edky \u010demu\u017e pr\u00fd dostane nadhled do jejich spojitosti s velk\u00fdmi runov\u00fdmi \u010darami nebo tak n\u011bco, a jeho mozek pak bude schopen kouzlo seslat. \u0158\u00edk\u00e1 se, \u017ee nudn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed \u010dinnost \u010dlov\u011bk nevymyslel.<\/span><\/p>\n

Ale studovat to je t\u0159eba. Kdy\u017e \u010dlov\u011bk nestuduje alespo\u0148 stanovenou minim\u00e1ln\u00ed intenzitou, nadhled se pr\u00fd z mozku za\u010dne ztr\u00e1cet \u010dlov\u011bku p\u0159ed o\u010dima, minutu za minutou.<\/span><\/p>\n

Lenka u\u017e tohle strp\u011bla dva roky, ale je\u0161t\u011b \u010dty\u0159i ji \u010dekaj\u00ed. P\u0159i sv\u00e9m zp\u016fsobu m\u00e1 t\u0159i t\u00fddny mo\u017en\u00e9ho volna, ale nechce riskovat je pou\u017e\u00edt p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 brzy. Loni studovala sv\u00fdch patn\u00e1ct hodin i b\u011bhem t\u00fddne, kdy m\u011bla \u010dty\u0159ic\u00edtkovou hore\u010dku. Nic se nenau\u010dila, ale tak\u00e9 nic nezapomn\u011bla.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Zvl\u00e1dnul bych to j\u00e1 taky? Cena je velk\u00e1, ale to i odm\u011bna. T\u0159\u00edro\u010dn\u00ed kouzla jsou velmi mocn\u00e1. <\/span>L\u00e9t\u00e1n\u00ed<\/span><\/i> m\u011b v\u017edy l\u00e1kalo, ale ostatn\u00ed taky. <\/span>Uzdrav t\u011b\u017ek\u00e1 zran\u011bn\u00ed<\/span><\/i>, kter\u00e9 dok\u00e1\u017ee zacelit ve\u0161ker\u00e9 krv\u00e1cen\u00ed. <\/span>Z\u00f3na pravdy<\/span><\/i>, kter\u00e1 dok\u00e1\u017ee \u010dlov\u011bka p\u0159im\u011bt, aby nelhal. <\/span>Babylonsk\u00e1 rybka<\/span><\/i>, d\u00edky kter\u00e9 rozum\u00ed\u0161 v\u0161em jazyk\u016fm sv\u011bta a um\u00ed\u0161 jimi mluvit. Nebo t\u0159eba <\/span>\u0160est\u00fd smysl<\/span><\/i>, kter\u00fd ti \u0159ekne, jestli to, co se chyst\u00e1\u0161 ud\u011blat, bude m\u00edt neo\u010dek\u00e1van\u00e9 n\u00e1sledky.<\/span><\/p>\n

Anebo, mohl bych j\u00edt je\u0161t\u011b d\u00e1l. Rychle ot\u00e1\u010d\u00edm str\u00e1nky, dokud se nedostanu k posledn\u00ed kapitole <\/span>Katalogu<\/span><\/i>. Ka\u017ed\u00fd mal\u00fd kluk samoz\u0159ejm\u011b dychtiv\u011b pro\u010detl tyto str\u00e1nky, ale nikdo nebyl dost hloup\u00fd, ne\u017e aby se n\u011bjak\u00e9 z kouzel v t\u00e9to kapitole za\u010dal u\u010dit. I pokud by byl, musel by to vzd\u00e1t anebo ze\u0161\u00edlet mnohem d\u0159\u00edv, ne\u017e by usp\u011bl.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Epick\u00e1 kouzla — kouzla tak t\u011b\u017ek\u00e1, \u017ee posloupnost, kterou si sesilatel mus\u00ed zapamatovat, vyd\u00e1 na n\u011bkolik svazk\u016f runov\u00fdch knih. \u017d\u00e1dn\u00e9 z nich nikdo nikdy neseslal. Nejjednodu\u0161\u0161\u00ed z nich, <\/span>Zmrtv\u00fdchvst\u00e1n\u00ed<\/span><\/i>, navr\u00e1t\u00ed \u017eivot komukoliv, kdo zem\u0159el b\u011bhem posledn\u00edch 200 let, pokud nezem\u0159el na st\u00e1\u0159\u00ed. Sesilateln\u00e9 p\u011btkr\u00e1t za den. Doba studia: 70 let.<\/span><\/p>\n

Kdybych za\u010dal studovat te\u010f, plnou rychlost\u00ed, dok\u00e1zal bych <\/span>zmrtv\u00fdchvst\u00e1n\u00ed<\/span><\/i> seslat v 78 letech. Pokud bych se do\u017eil pr\u016fm\u011brn\u00e9 o\u010dek\u00e1van\u00e9 doby \u017eivota — 92 let — a ses\u00edlal kouzlo d\u016fsledn\u011b p\u011btkr\u00e1t denn\u011b, 365 dn\u00ed v roce, za zb\u00fdvaj\u00edc\u00edch 14 let bych ho seslal\u2026 um… 25550x.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Kdy\u017e to takhle \u010dlov\u011bk vezme, d\u00e1t sv\u016fj \u017eivot, aby 25 tis\u00edc jin\u00fdch mohlo \u017e\u00edt\u2026 kdo by to neud\u011blal? Lid\u00e9 se ob\u011btuj\u00ed ka\u017ed\u00fd den, aby zachr\u00e1nili t\u0159eba jednoho dal\u0161\u00edho \u010dlov\u011bka. Ale d\u00e1t vs\u00e1zku sv\u016fj \u017eivot, jednou, v jedn\u00e9 krizi, se zd\u00e1 b\u00fdt snaz\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e se odhodlat v\u011bnovat 70 let sv\u00e9ho \u017eivota nejnudn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed \u010dinnosti, jakou kdy lidstvo vymyslelo.<\/span><\/p>\n

A jsou tu i dal\u0161\u00ed kouzla: <\/span>Velk\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edm\u011b\u0159\u00ed, <\/span><\/i>kter\u00e9 zabr\u00e1n\u00ed ve\u0161ker\u00e9mu n\u00e1sil\u00ed v obrovsk\u00e9m regionu, nebo <\/span>Perfektn\u00ed synt\u00e9za<\/span><\/i>, kterou sesilatel vyvol\u00e1 l\u00e9k na libovolnou nemoc v\u010detn\u011b n\u00e1vodu na jeho v\u00fdrobu.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Jen pouh\u00fdch p\u00e1r lid\u00ed by sta\u010dilo, aby se k n\u00e1m vr\u00e1tilo 25 000 mrtv\u00fdch, abychom nastolili sv\u011btov\u00fd m\u00edr a abychom vyl\u00e9\u010dili v\u0161echny nemoce. Nena\u0161el se nikdo.<\/span><\/p>\n

A co j\u00e1?<\/span><\/p>\n

Pod\u00edv\u00e1m se na Lenku, kter\u00e1 sed\u00ed vedle m\u011b, zabo\u0159en\u00e1 do runov\u00e9 knihy. Zb\u00fdvaj\u00ed ji \u010dty\u0159i roky a pak bude um\u011bt l\u00e9tat vlastn\u00ed silou.<\/span><\/p>\n

Pod\u00edv\u00e1m se do <\/span>Katalogu<\/span><\/i>, na kapitolu s epick\u00fdmi kouzly. Sedmdes\u00e1t let m\u00e9ho \u017eivota, a mohl bych b\u00fdt hrdinou sv\u011bta.<\/span><\/p>\n

Pod\u00edv\u00e1m se z okna, kde si na prol\u00e9za\u010dk\u00e1ch hraj\u00ed moji spolu\u017e\u00e1ci. Mohl bych b\u00fdt norm\u00e1ln\u00ed kluk.<\/span><\/p>\n

Nakonec, v\u017edy\u0165 se p\u0159ece najde n\u011bkdo jin\u00fd.<\/span><\/p>\n

Zav\u0159u <\/span>Katalog<\/span><\/i> a vyb\u011bhnu ven.<\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Magie existuje a ka\u017ed\u00fd, kdo m\u00e1 trp\u011blivost, se m\u016f\u017ee nau\u010dit ses\u00edlat kouzla. Ale trp\u011blivosti je t\u0159eba hodn\u011b: i to nejjednodu\u0161\u0161\u00ed kouzlo vy\u017eaduje jeden rok studia. Mocn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed kouzla vy\u017eaduj\u00ed v\u00edc. Kolik let \u017eivota m\u00e1m studiu ob\u011btovat j\u00e1? (pov\u00eddka, 1000 slov, tak\u00e9 k dispozici na Google Docs) Ahoj. Jmenuji se Daniel a je mi 8 let. Jsem […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-893","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hudecekpetr.cz\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/893","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hudecekpetr.cz\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hudecekpetr.cz\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hudecekpetr.cz\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hudecekpetr.cz\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=893"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/hudecekpetr.cz\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/893\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":920,"href":"https:\/\/hudecekpetr.cz\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/893\/revisions\/920"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hudecekpetr.cz\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=893"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hudecekpetr.cz\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=893"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hudecekpetr.cz\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=893"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}