82 - Primaeval Threat (Pony Gamebook)

You open one of the files in the console.

HUMOR
Anterean humor
An indigenous pegasus, an indigenous unicorn and an Anterean scientist make a bet about who can clear the sky the fastest.
"I can clear the sky in a minute," says the pegasus and indeed, the sky is devoid of cover in a single minute. They reconvene the next day.
"Oh please, you call that clearing?" says the unicorn and uses her magic to pop the clouds and gets it done under thirty seconds. They reconvene the next day.
"Let's suppose the sky is clear..." says the Anterean.

Anterean humor
There used to be times before the advent of knowledge when earning one's pay was tough and a factory just created several job openings for manual workers. The job was tedious and repetitive, but it paid more than university did for research so this mathematics professor took it.

One day, the factory opened evening elementary math classes for the workers and offered extra pay to those who attend. So the professor did, but it was boring and he soon feel asleep. The teacher noticed and called him to the blackboard, asking him to compute the circumference of a circle.

The professor couldn't think of the formula off the top of his head, so he decided to derive it from the general equation of the circle. After some writing, he ended up with -2*r*pi. He wondered how did the minus sign appear in there when a voice came from the back row: "You forgot to invert the integration interval."

Anterean humor
An engineer believes his equations are an approximation of reality.
A physicist believes reality is an approximation of his equations.
A mathematician does not care.

Golem humor
"I put the go in golem. That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriately funny."
End of file.

Analysis: Read [PRISON DEFENCES]

If you have read enough, you may also leave:

Leave through the door with the galaxy emblem.

Leave through the door with the hourglass emblem.

Strict Mode (In Strict Mode, the game will not show you options that require a skill you do not have. In non-strict mode, these options will be greyed out but you can still cheat and access them. You can switch modes at any time.)